Once upon a time, I was talking to Jess about fairy tales and how funny it would be to see all of our friends dressed up as characters. And then the light bulb went on -- it doesn't have to be just a dream! And so, my friends, this Halloween party is a little different. I implore you to dress up like a character from a fairy tale -- a princess, a wolf, a frog, a woodcutter, Mama Bear, etc. Be creative -- you could be Inigo Montoya or the Man in Black. Hell, you can be Peter Pan or Robin Hood if you want. If it's the stuff of legend, it's all good.

I'm giving you the earliest of early warnings, so go out and get yourself a shiny costume. And we will all live happily ever after.

The End.

If you're looking at this page, you've received an invitation to Brooke's party! If you've not received such an invitation,go away, you rotten egg!

There, now that we've settled that, here is a handy FAQ.

Q. Can I bring a friend?

A. Of course you can! Just don't bring, like, five... unless I told you to. And don't bring someone you know I can't stand, like that mean guy who kicked my dog when I was ten... though I suppose if you go to all of the trouble of finding an old man I haven't seen in 15 years for the sake of a good laugh, you're certifiable -- more power to you! Bring him along!

Q. What else should I bring?

A. Just your beautiful face. But if there's a particular snack or drink you'd like to see at the party, and you're not so sure we're on the same refreshment-wavelength, feel free to bring it along.

Q. Wahh, I'm scared! What if I get drunk? Do I have to drive home like that??

A. Serves you right for getting soused, you lush. Oh. Oops, that just slipped out. No! Don't be scared. There's room to crash for anyone who needs it (though please don't all decide to need it at once).

Q. Wahh, I'm scared! What if I want my mommy?

A. Um, there's really nothing I can do about that.