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Here we are: the hostesses with the Toastesses.

My beautiful friend Lauren with a silver sequin star on her arm . That's a birthmark, you know.

For some reason, I feel the need to make a hostile yak stare at Kirk at each of my parties... I wonder why that is...

This is me and my deer friend Scott "Desmond" Harris.

This poor lamb fucking *hates* Valentine's Day! Don't we all, little lamb. Don't we all.

This is my slightly crooked and extremely temporary butterfly tattoo on my slightly crooked and totally permanent back. I think they're both very charming.