Are you morally troublesome? Well, I'm not, but I've written you a story to help you feel at home.

Once upon a time, there was a vindictive little princess who lived happily ever after.

THE END

The morals of the story are: when life hands you lemons, squeeze them for juice to rub in the wounds of your enemies.

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» Friday, June 23, 2006

I wrote a manifesto about my professional value and was well rewarded for the trouble. That's very nice, but it doesn't keep the boredom at bay. Sometimes one just lacks focus.

An IM from a moment ago:

[11:09] coworker-tod: I provoke bears.
[11:10] me: I am bears.
[11:10] coworker-tod: *poke*
[11:10] me: grah.
[11:10] me: grah.
[11:10] coworker-tod: success!
[11:10] me: well done indeed.
[11:10] coworker-tod: I didn't have a plan beyond that.
[11:11] me: all's well that ends well.

» Tuesday, June 06, 2006

No doubt, your local news is running the same sort of inane story as my local news, CNN, and the New York Times. 6.6.6 - Is The Apocalypse Nigh? As your news sources surely tell you, you may go so far as to bet online, where odds are 100,000-to-1 that we'll survive the day, globally speaking.

What I want to know is why we're focusing on 06-06-2006. It has a bunch of extra numbers completely unrelated to devils, hells, and general nighness. The truth is this: the world did end on June Sixth, Anno Domini Six. There was one survivor, and the whole world is just the fever dream of a very old, very lonely man.

» Thursday, June 01, 2006

I triumph at work because I am the baddest badass this side of the Mississippi. And also the other side.
 
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