Are you morally troublesome? Well, I'm not, but I've written you a story to help you feel at home.

Once upon a time, there was a vindictive little princess who lived happily ever after.

THE END

The morals of the story are: when life hands you lemons, squeeze them for juice to rub in the wounds of your enemies.

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» Monday, March 20, 2006

Here's a clip of my own self singing karaoke. No one's saying I don't look a little creepy here, in all my night vision glory, but it sounds okay, and you can see me singing a country song with a total lack of irony. The Lupschada of the late '90s would love to come here and kick my ass soundly.
» Friday, March 10, 2006

Perhaps you have heard of King George,
unreasonably fond of a gorge?
He was socially shunned
when he snatched out a bundt
from the mouth of his neighbor La Forge.
 
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