Are you morally troublesome? Well, I'm not, but I've written you a story to help you feel at home.

Once upon a time, there was a vindictive little princess who lived happily ever after.

THE END

The morals of the story are: when life hands you lemons, squeeze them for juice to rub in the wounds of your enemies.

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» Saturday, January 14, 2006

I am the most minor celebrity that ever lived!!
» Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Thirstymonkeys have returned to the interweb at long last. Welcome back, monkeys.

I would love this essay even if it weren't partially about me, but it is, and it's always been my favorite. Read that and then read the rest of Scott's site, because it's awesome.

 
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