Friendship is like an ointment
when you've been stung by fifty bees
And wherever you rub it, you know it feels better
because it's a topical analgesic!
-- from the Brak Show
It's true, you know. Sometimes I think my head would fall clean off if it weren't for my friends. Every Sunday, I've been going to Girl Brunch™ with Jess and Kate (my partners-in-crime), and it's been keeping me together. It's good to know that even when everything's going to hell and the world is against us, my soul sisters have always got my back. And I have theirs. I mean it.
Screw with them and I will house you.
