This IM with a beloved coworker will explain why I haven't updated in a million years:
[15:17] Beloved Coworker: Dude, your side looks so busy over there.
[15:18] Beloved Coworker: I miss hang out Brooke.
[15:18] Myself: I miss hang out Brooke too.
[15:18] Myself: Let's find her tomorrow and force her to be cool.